I got loyalty, got royalty inside my DNA

F is for Family

A very wise man, Kendrick Lamar, once said it's all about the DNA. So what the actual f*** is DNA? The sciency name is Deoxyribonecleuic acid. A super fancy name that nobody can pronounce so we just call it DNA. It's essentially just self-replicating material present in nearly all living organisms and it's the carrier of genetic information. 

I know nobody wants to hear it, but your DNA predisposition is ultimately what kind of Skin Betch you will be. I know it stinks! 

So feel free to blame your shitty parents for getting drunk and exchanging that DNA. 

That's why some of your friends have a flawless complexion while sleeping in their makeup after a wild night out of taking shots off of their childhood crush Shane's stomach, or eat Taco Bell as a major food group. I just want to look at that friend and say...you betch!

So if you're saying Skin Betch that all good skin comes from genetics, how come some people in my family have that Instagram worthy glow and Uncle Larry has pock marks and hyper pigmentation and looks like he's pushing his late 60s, when he's only 47?

Yes, we are predisposed to things such as obesity, diabetes and pimples. But, if you stay diligent with good diet, exercise and a good skincare regime you can beat the odds of being pimple free! 

yours truly,

The Skin Betch